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there's no need for that, i'll be fine.

i haven't even told you your assignment!

you mean it's something other than paper mache?

[ please god ]

it's a cat!

a cat.

it needs to sit on top of a building

please ask someone else to make your paper mache cat

can't! i already wasted too much time asking you.

we've hardly been talking for ten minutes. please ask someone else.

it's a setback! you're the only one who can do it.

then i guess you don't want to hear the rest of it. some things were meant to be kept a secret after all.

if the rest of it involves this ridiculous paper mache idea, good.

it has nothing to do with arts and crafts!

if you say so kuroosan

i'll need it by the end of this week

good luck with your hunt to find someone to make it

alright, i didn't want to tell you about bokuto's pregnancy scare anyway.

[ ....that text is so idiotic it doesn't even deserve a response and will never get one sorry kuroo ]

[but it'll keep him up at night, right...]

[ no

the wedding will keep him up more than enough :'| ]

[FOILED.]