So let me get this straight. [ god damn bokuto what in the hells ] You and Kuroo intend to get married just to have a house to yourselves and consequently turn it into a frat.
The houses aren't all that far apart, and they're only intended for four people. Not to mention virtually everyone we both know spends a fair amount of time at this sports center - not to mention you're getting married.
Doesn't that seem strange to you?
[ akaashi doesn't seem himself as a person with old timey ideals or problems with something like this, but it all seems so sudden and strangely forced. like something is just slightly off kilter, and it's way too unsettling for him to just let it go. not this time. ]
Yeah! And each house has a married couple and two kids and when you're eighteen you get assigned to a house with kids and a husband or wife or whatever. Plus we have to go to school. [ he shudders a little at that though, since they're out on summer and he hasn't had to worry about it. ]
Not to mention we're not even supposed to be here - there are people who don't remember things that have already happened back home! Did you know Oikawa hasn't lost to Karasuno yet? That's really weird too!
[ so no, getting married isn't really high on his normally kind of out of whack sense of what's weird and what's normal. sorry, akaashi. ]
Do you have to get actually married? Why not just pretend? The rest of this place is fake enough. [ seriously do you see those houses? he shakes his head, none of this properly clicking into place.
especially one thing he says about oikawa and karasuno and what is he talking about?? ]
Of course Oikawa hasn't lost to Karasuno yet, the tournament wasn't going to start until tomorrow. [ or at least, tomorrow from when he remembers last from being home. everyone had been talking about it at practice, wondering how karasuno would do, after all. ]
I know that, that's why it seems ridiculous to bother with weddings at all.
[ unless there are other reasons bokuto and kuroo want to get married but well, akaashi isn't going to dwell on that.
what he does dwell on is that apparently bokuto thinks the tournament started, that they made it to the semi-finals (of course), when akaashi doesn't even know their first match. ]
No...?
[ just when akaashi didn't think anything else in this stupid place could make him confused. ]
It's the house! We get the house when we're married. Plus we don't have to marry random people- they make you marry someone when you're here and you turn eighteen.
[ he's a little panicked, still, because he doesn't think that akaashi is understanding him and that upsets him.
but at the same time, akaashi looks at him like that and the panic falls away to something more....confused. ]
Yes? [ blink blink. ] Karasuno's playing Shiratorizawa.
...I understand the house, but I still don't understand why the marriage part is necessary. You should be able to get a house without it.
[ a small sigh, because he doesn't know why he's trying to apply logic to this stupid place but he feels better knowing there is some logic here than just random bullshit brigades.
he raises his eyebrows, surprised because he had no idea. ] Oh. Good for them.
[ long suffering sigh(tm) ] Perhaps, but it seems unnecessary.
[ but general annoyance shifts to honest confusion when bokuto talks about the match, talks about him being the one to share the news. akaashi knows their tournament hasn't started up yet, didn't know anything else about any other tournaments and something is just not adding up. he furrows his brows, trying to figure it out. ]
I don't think so. I mean, the tournament wasn't going to start until the end of October.
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Date: 2015-07-24 03:57 pm (UTC)[ hey see that's not so crazy maybe akaashi isn't that mad!!!! ]
Isn't that a great idea?!
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Date: 2015-07-25 12:34 am (UTC)No.
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Date: 2015-07-26 07:57 pm (UTC)No?
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Date: 2015-07-26 08:03 pm (UTC)Doesn't that seem strange to you?
[ akaashi doesn't seem himself as a person with old timey ideals or problems with something like this, but it all seems so sudden and strangely forced. like something is just slightly off kilter, and it's way too unsettling for him to just let it go. not this time. ]
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Date: 2015-07-27 03:50 am (UTC)Not to mention we're not even supposed to be here - there are people who don't remember things that have already happened back home! Did you know Oikawa hasn't lost to Karasuno yet? That's really weird too!
[ so no, getting married isn't really high on his normally kind of out of whack sense of what's weird and what's normal. sorry, akaashi. ]
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Date: 2015-07-27 04:03 am (UTC)especially one thing he says about oikawa and karasuno and what is he talking about?? ]
Of course Oikawa hasn't lost to Karasuno yet, the tournament wasn't going to start until tomorrow. [ or at least, tomorrow from when he remembers last from being home. everyone had been talking about it at practice, wondering how karasuno would do, after all. ]
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Date: 2015-07-27 12:45 pm (UTC)[ gosh, akaashi. has he explained nothing to you??? ( actually it's very possible he didn't. whoops. )
but then he blinks, staring at akaashi blankly. ]
Akaashi, the tournament started last week- I think. Maybe two weeks? We're already on the semifinals.
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Date: 2015-07-27 01:03 pm (UTC)[ unless there are other reasons bokuto and kuroo want to get married but well, akaashi isn't going to dwell on that.
what he does dwell on is that apparently bokuto thinks the tournament started, that they made it to the semi-finals (of course), when akaashi doesn't even know their first match. ]
No...?
[ just when akaashi didn't think anything else in this stupid place could make him confused. ]
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Date: 2015-08-08 03:15 pm (UTC)[ he's a little panicked, still, because he doesn't think that akaashi is understanding him and that upsets him.
but at the same time, akaashi looks at him like that and the panic falls away to something more....confused. ]
Yes? [ blink blink. ] Karasuno's playing Shiratorizawa.
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Date: 2015-08-08 03:46 pm (UTC)[ a small sigh, because he doesn't know why he's trying to apply logic to this stupid place but he feels better knowing there is some logic here than just random bullshit brigades.
he raises his eyebrows, surprised because he had no idea. ] Oh. Good for them.
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Date: 2015-08-16 02:47 pm (UTC)[ he actually....did. like. homework and crap. kind of. if texting counts as homework. does it? who even knows. ]
Yeah! They beat Aoba Josai and everything. Real upset. You were the one that told me. [ blink blink blink. do you remember now? ]
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Date: 2015-08-16 03:10 pm (UTC)[ but general annoyance shifts to honest confusion when bokuto talks about the match, talks about him being the one to share the news. akaashi knows their tournament hasn't started up yet, didn't know anything else about any other tournaments and something is just not adding up. he furrows his brows, trying to figure it out. ]
I don't think so. I mean, the tournament wasn't going to start until the end of October.